May 2012

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  • Tuesday, 1st:
    Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it?
    That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!
  • Thursday, 3rd:
    By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.
  • Saturday, 5th:
    We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
    Isaac B. Singer
  • Monday, 8th:
    Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst.
    Thomas Paine
    Sunday, 13th:
    Happy Mother's Day
    Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.
  • Tuesday, 15th:
        “I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with the lost.
  • Monday, 21st:
    The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animals; they've piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle Eastern countries on top of cows, raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so far all they have managed to do is run up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle Eastern persons.  None of the animals turned into oil, although most of the laboratory rats developed cancer.
    Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
  • Tuesday, 29th:
    Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath.  At night the ice weasels come.
    Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"


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